Great comercial well, not so much...

According to this commercial, here are the reasons you should shop at Norton Furniture:

1.) They'll give you credit even if you don't know what credit is.

2.) You can count on the fact that the owner's name is Mark.

3.) Giant tuxedoed frogs often relax there.

4.) Except when concealed men with hedge clippers go on the attack.

Memorable quote: "Now, seriously. If you can't get credit in my store," (coffee break) "you can't get credit anywhere."